Long After the Primary (2 May 2012)
It’s Election Season and I’ve reached that point again, where I must
set aside Dead Presidents and State Capitols and go off on something that’s
bugged me for a long time. In fact, this
is a good time to introduce the first installment in a new series – When I Am King.
I suspect that many people have their list of pet peeves they would
correct if they were in charge. Since I
don’t expect to be King any time soon, I can at least promote them here...just
as long as the rant includes an image or two.
The other illustrations are from my (dare I say?) complete collection of
‘Best Editorial Cartoons of the Year’, a fine series that began when Tricky
Dick was president.
One quarter of all eligible voters in this country are not even
registered. While the presidential races
bring out nearly 60% of the voters, the Congressional
elections can’t prompt even half of us to get off our lazy butts. In the 2010 mid-term elections, only 16 of
the 50 states and D.C. had turnouts
above 50% of the eligible voters. That
means that if all the people who stayed away from the polls had their votes
given to me, I could be your senator now.
Think about that. This is not
democracy.
Cartoon by Dana Summers, Orlando
Sentinel (1983).
Best Editorial Cartoons of the Year –
1983 Edition, Pelican Publishing, LA
As I researched this proposition, I found a number of reasons to be
against mandatory voting...but I don’t buy them. Some don’t think it is right to coerce
voting. It seems that Americans don’t
like to be forced to do anything, no matter how correct it is. We appear to
view voting as a right but not a responsibility. Is this part of that American Exceptionalism
we keep hearing about? Because God made
America the best country ever, we have this screwed-up idea that important
rights like this can be ignored? Not
when I’m King! Voting is a civic duty. It’s one of the most important rights we have
and it matters because the vote of the guy who picks up your trash counts just
as much as Bill Gates’ vote.
It’s important to note that I would be a benevolent King...one that
would not tell anyone WHO they must vote for...but they must vote. Too many people around the world have fought
and died for the right that Americans so cavalierly disregard. It’s just not right.
Cartoon by Ann Telnaes, North America
Syndicate (1996).
Best Editorial Cartoons of the Year – 1997
Edition, Pelican Publishing, LA
Over twenty countries have some form of compulsory voting laws. In Australia,
which has had mandatory voting since 1924, failing to vote can result in fines
and other penalties. This is not a new
idea.
Some are concerned that forcing every ignoramus to vote will further
dumb down the elections. I believe we
can elevate the discourse and improve the electorate’s sense of responsibility. Some believe that not voting is a form of
political expression...fine. Include
‘None of the Above’ on the ballot and express yourself in person.
Don Wright, Palm Beach Post (2006)
[[Clipped from the Washington Post and saved]]
As if apathy wasn’t enough, there are now concerted efforts to suppress
voters further. I don’t understand why
more of the public isn’t outraged over the spate of voter identification
laws. You think this effort by the
Freedom-loving party to take away our freedoms is a coincidence that just
happened after the black guy was elected president? From
the party of Lincoln, my Aunt Fanny.
I think they may soon have to change its name to the Southern Christian
White Man’s Party. It sees the nation’s
population changing and knows its radical policies can’t win over the new
constituencies. They would rather take
away a fundamental American right from others so that more of their faithful
base tips the vote. They don’t care if
they win a state by 12-10.
If I had my way, elections would be voided unless at least 90% of the
eligible votes are cast. Make no
mistake...these are not fraud prevention laws.
They are voter suppression laws and we should be going ballistic at the
thought that our elected representatives are trying to prevent registered
voters from doing what free people do.
There are many public aid groups that mobilize to register voters and
obtain the required identification cards for voters who need them. If I were King, EVERYONE of voting age would
already be REQUIRED to vote and having an ID would already be part of the
deal. Voter ID laws would not be
necessary. Pollsters wouldn’t have to
categorize respondents into categories related to their likelihood of voting. Finally, all the resources spent to find,
register and, sadly, bribe or drag the sorry millions of apathetic and
inconvenienced Americans to the polls would be unnecessary. Think about it.